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Ode to a Lancashire heeler

Oh, let's check out where you're from

And how you did occur

We'll find some strange ancestors mate

Like the Dover's Cur

And some bods from Yorkshire

And it's very true

There's a London Smithfield Collie

And a Norfolk Heeler too!

But sadly, they are all extinct

Yet there isn't any doubt

We are as pleased as pleased can be

That you're still about!

And it's down to those Corgi types

And what could be merrier

Knowing that it got it on

With a Manchester Terrier!

And it's fair to say, you're a nippy sort

But it meant you got the break

As you'd often battle, herding cattle

On their way to be a steak!

You'd get them by their bony heels

But you must be quick

Just in case, they took offence

And gave you a kick!

And you must agree, that isn't good

Yet you had the strength of will

As a dinner, it was no winner

Since it would not keep still!

And then now, we can't forget

You have got the habit

Of trying to nab a pesky rat

Or a bunny rabbit!

And you're very quick to learn

Although, it's very true

That sometimes hou have the trait

Of being quite stubborn too!

But you're the tops, a super breed

So we've become a fan

Of a lovely, cheeky pal

Dressed in black and tan!

So there's no dog to compare

Because you do astound

A Lancashire Heeler's got it all

You're the bestest dog around!

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