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Ode to a Lancashire heeler
Oh, let's check out where you're from
And how you did occur
We'll find some strange ancestors mate
Like the Dover's Cur
And some bods from Yorkshire
And it's very true
There's a London Smithfield Collie
And a Norfolk Heeler too!
But sadly, they are all extinct
Yet there isn't any doubt
We are as pleased as pleased can be
That you're still about!
And it's down to those Corgi types
And what could be merrier
Knowing that it got it on
With a Manchester Terrier!
And it's fair to say, you're a nippy sort
But it meant you got the break
As you'd often battle, herding cattle
On their way to be a steak!
You'd get them by their bony heels
But you must be quick
Just in case, they took offence
And gave you a kick!
And you must agree, that isn't good
Yet you had the strength of will
As a dinner, it was no winner
Since it would not keep still!
And then now, we can't forget
You have got the habit
Of trying to nab a pesky rat
Or a bunny rabbit!
And you're very quick to learn
Although, it's very true
That sometimes hou have the trait
Of being quite stubborn too!
But you're the tops, a super breed
So we've become a fan
Of a lovely, cheeky pal
Dressed in black and tan!
So there's no dog to compare
Because you do astound
A Lancashire Heeler's got it all
You're the bestest dog around!
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